I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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