so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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