dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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