on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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