Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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