break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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