What did we do last night that was yellow?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
His nipple licking is glorious
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