office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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