we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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