My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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No subtext here. People are naked.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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