Do you still have your period?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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