is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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