Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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