Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
