Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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