I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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