i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
