what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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