you would pick up someone in the library
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
