ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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