Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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