Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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