I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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