So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I deserve this hangover.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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