no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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