Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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