I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Randomize
