we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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