So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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