my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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