I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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