Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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