Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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