This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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