Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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