bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
