omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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