You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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