I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
