I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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