did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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