I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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