So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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