I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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