can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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