I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We have so much sex to catch up on
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.