Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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