I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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