Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything