You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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