I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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