dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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