Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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