I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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