He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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