i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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