I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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