The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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